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White Stripes -- White Light, No Heat

Going out on a date at the local indie club? Better rock that black leather Members Only jacket with a Crest White Strip. And ladies, what matches a white belt better than sparkling pearly teeth?

White Stripes - Party of Special Things to Do
*Find it here*
*Order their new release Get Behind Me Satan*

If you're going out to a party, or have some special things to do, don't beef, have heart! Crest is gettin' fonky this Summer by gettin' down with the jammy sound. Blues, man, that's what's it all about. You'll have the blues too if your infected gums aren't treated immediately. Didja even know what Jack and Meg White got their dope cognomens from? That's right, it's their dazzling chompers. Peace out.