Banana Nutrament

E2 E4 E8

I've been burned on unification theories before. I remember asking my Dad for a Parallel Dimensions pseudo-string theory book as a Christmas present back when I was 14. That hack job was turdulent with whiffs of failed PHD defenses.

Simple is better:

A Theory of Everything

An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything

E8 in Wikipedia

Is This the Fabric of the Universe?

I think bro sounds like bro so figure it out for yourself. The whole unemployed slacker surfer angle is just a clever, well played PR move.

Maybe one to keep in your back pocket for when the Large Hadron Collider is completed. Don't you like long odds?