On the Floor in the Round


Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one
but the kid is not my son.

Misheard lyrics:
Billie's jeans are not real leather
she kissed a girl who claims that I am the one
but the chairlift's got my son.




She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene

Shinehead - Billie Jean
**Buy it from Deadly Dragon Sound**


Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one

The Residents - Kaw-Liga
**Buy it from Tigersushi**


Who will dance on the floor in the round